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>In case it's hard to read:
"I am going to cosplay as myself by dressing as myself, to go out in a convention based on my books no one knows are based on real events, that I wrote using a pen name that everyone thinks is the real me but isn't. While you, an attention seeker who is a national hero, goes out and tries to find anything suspicious while not attracting attention."
"Sounds legit."
"I am going to cosplay as myself by dressing as myself, to go out in a convention based on my books no one knows are based on real events, that I wrote using a pen name that everyone thinks is the real me but isn't. While you, an attention seeker who is a national hero, goes out and tries to find anything suspicious while not attracting attention."
"Sounds legit."